“This is a Belgian joke, and not even a good one,” Brussels MP Gilles Verstraeten said on Flemish radio on Thursday morning. “My tolerance limit for such absurdities has reached its lowest point by now.”
Will you be going home for a nap before roaming the streets?
Will you instead save your energy for when you can go to a terrace?
Or is this all hypothetical because you’ll already be in bed?
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